Seamus Kirst

@seamuskirst

New York City-Based Journalist / Assistant to W. Kamau Bell. *All opinions are my own*


  • 1 day ago
    It's Mr. Steal-Your-Girl πŸ’…
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  • 2 days ago
    Garden of Readin' πŸŽπŸπŸ“– #HiiBuyMyBookLinkInBioByee #ShitfacedMusingsOfAFormerDrunk 🚨#PublicityStunt🚨 #SorryMomAndDad
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  • 3 days ago
    If ur dog come close to me, she ain't goin' home when she post to be 🐢❀️
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  • 4 days ago
    Diving into ya DMs like: 🏊
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  • 4 days ago
    🎡 Thanks to Kanye's workout plan!! Now I'm the envy of my all my frandz 🎢
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  • 5 days ago
    Very cool to see the print version of my interview and review of 'Shitfaced' in the @syracusenewtimes !
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  • 5 days ago
    Testing if the "Fake it till you make it" theory also applies to engagement. πŸ’ #SheSaidYaaas
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  • 5 days ago
    TFW u somehow manage to be both the only sober person on the booze cruise AND the only person who needs to be reprimanded after accidentally mistaking the kitchen for a bathroom πŸ˜³πŸ˜°πŸ€—
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  • 6 days ago
    This snitch is gettin' hitch(ed!) #MegGetsMooreD @megatoole @marshahi
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  • 6 days ago
    Taking a stab at international diplomacy πŸ’πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ #DonaldEresUnPendejo πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
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  • 7 days ago
    Original sin 🍎🐍
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  • 8 days ago
    Happy #420. Let's legalize marijuana and really start working to end the racist, draconian war on drugs. ✌️
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