So real talk Bruh there I was with my girl and I get a call on my iPhone and it said "Papa John's" on my caller ID. My girl eyes turn red. She seething. She reaching for a knife. She bout to cut me to pieces and store me in the freezer. She grab that phone and say "WHO...THE *FUCK* IS PAPA JOHN'S." And the voice on the other line dead ass said "hi ma'am this is Todd at Papa John's. I'm calling CoachCoffey because he's a premier customer and I wanted to let him know we're doing two larges for $20 tonight." She grinned. She put the knife away. She kissed my cheek. She said, "Coach I always thought you were a douchebag fuqboi but I guess maybe I was mistaken 😕." I kissed her back and said "it's ok baby we all make harsh judgments of people but the better path is to have a positive opinion of them. Abraham Lincoln said that. Or Confucius. Tony Robbins? One of them mofos baby let's order a pizza 😘." And then I text my side chick Samantha and asked her how the hell she made her voice so deep: "Ayeeee did you use to be a man or some chit? That was convincing AF..." [Editor's Note: I received DMs from a couple followers expressing sadness and dismay over this story. Ladies...in case clarification is required...this story is absolutely, positively fantastical in nature. Y'all gotta let a brother have some creative license to be a fool from time to time...ayeeee 😫😂😂😂 as to Kevin Hart though come on man just negotiate your relationship early on before you begin. Just tell her you're not interested in Monogamy maybe y'all can work out an agreement! #blessup
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